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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2013 21:54:13 GMT -5
One Monday, Ted shows up at work with 2 black eyes.
A co-worker asks 'what happened to you?'
Ted replies, "Well, in church yesterday at the opening hymn, we all stood up. The woman ahead had her dress tucked slightly into her butt-crack. After a stanza or two, I couldn't take it anymore, so I carefully reached forward and pulled the dress free. I guess she noticed."
"That only explains one black eye" said the co-worker.
"Well" says Ted, "I naturally assumed she must have wanted it tucked in."
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Post by x90rider on Oct 16, 2013 4:46:38 GMT -5
;D
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